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pelvic fight

A fight issued between a man and a woman, often out of anger or frustration upon their counterpart. Demonstrated by the continual, often repetitive assault of one's pelvis against the other's. This act can be carried out with or without clothes on, but is more effective when nude. If done properly, neither opponent should be able to stand.

In a pelvic fight it is difficult to determine the winner. The one standing at the end should be the winner. However, if done properly and unable to move or stand, the winner is the one who ends up on top or in the more dominant position you end up being in.

If there are more than two combatants in this pelvic fight, then you must have a process of elimination, similar to the Super Bowl's tournament methods, up til you have two combatants going for the gold.
Did you hear about Britney Spears ending up in the Mental Ward? I bet she'll miss all the random pelvic fights she used to get into.

The Thunder Down Under group must have several homosexual pelvic fighter champions of the world.
by Seilka Dracon February 6, 2008
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fight rule creep

A person who walks around asking people about fight rule.
Did you see Doug being a fight rule creep?
by leaf lover June 7, 2024
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snowley pissle fight

The act of pissing in snow, turning into yellow snow, making it into snowballs, and tossing then at your friends and having a fun battle while laughing and getting jolly with it during Christmas.
Yeah, i had a wicked snowley pissle fight with my friends last Christmas
by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023
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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
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Youtuber Fight

Usually between two or more dead youtubers that try to revive their popularity and funds by broadcasting a pay per view match usually ending in an unsatisfying ending no matter who wins.
Todd: You hear about the match between KSI and Logan Paul?
Jeff: I don't care about some shitty Youtuber Fight
by McButterMilkBiscuit August 25, 2018
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squirrel fight

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.
Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”
by GibbonLips August 3, 2024
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Political bar fight

An expression used to describe all of the pointless fighting and bickering that tends to happen in the government over various policy issues, the effectiveness and credibility of political leaders, how important and or valid certain beliefs and values are, etc. While it does occur in all levels of the government, it happens most frequently on the state and federal levels. These conflicts often times cause significant delays in passing important pieces of legislation They are often to forward and or their party’s agenda and or as way to get acquire more power and influence when discussing a particular issue.
There are always political bar fights happening in the U.S. government these days; often over relatively pointless things.
by Vanguard 1998 January 1, 2022
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