The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.
by Figgledorf the Clown November 21, 2016
The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
by RippedA January 04, 2014
She had ear hustle all day long.
by Ghost72 January 07, 2023
When a man jerks off through a person's gauge stretched earlobe hole and then ejaculates into the person's ear.
As I gave him and 'inner ear injection' I thought to myself, "If I gauge my ears, will he do this for me?"
by @therealpopeyeschickensandwich October 16, 2020
by Yemeyee March 24, 2012
A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.
New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
by Elder sayings December 04, 2021
Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
by Christophlak May 29, 2024