Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up

Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.

by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021

Depressable

Very upsetting or sad

“I just lost in my game” That’s depressable

by Annie Lomas November 8, 2021

Depression

the fancy name for The Big Sad

Person 1: I'm starting to think I have depression
Person 2: Do you mean the big sad.

by A normal Hoovy November 9, 2021

depression bagel

A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again

Person1: “i feel kind of depressed”
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”

by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021

Gacha Depressed Crybabie

Gacha depressed crybabies are 9 year olds faking depression. They have red gucci bracelets and sing Fignt Song, Angel with a Shotgun, and etc.

Jace: I..I....I have depression......
Liya: do you like gacha-?
Jace: y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes.............
Liya: Do you have red bracelets-?
Jace: Y-es....
Liya: UR DONE.
Liya: Stupid Gacha Depressed Crybabie.

by kiuri November 17, 2021

Depression

It was always something more. They aren’t “just” sad. Talk to them before it’s too late.

Person 1: Honey, you don’t have depression. I feel sad sometimes, too. Don’t be so dramatic and stop begging for attention, you seem desperate.

Person 2: Thanks, mom. I felt comfortable enough to speak about my rapidly diminishing mental health and you turned it against me. Wow, by depression is cured! I am no longer depressed.

by MelonKun November 20, 2021

Depression

Literally me every day

I'm depression

by DjEchoMoon October 3, 2021