cookie porn

when a friend friend makes reference to ninja porn while making cookies, therefore making it cookie porn instead. can be used at images.google.com to find asians giving blowjobs.

Person 1: Let's make cookies.
Person 2: Instant ninja porn? WHERE?
Person 1: Cookie porn? What?

by Ceet Back July 25, 2006

Cookie Monster

People addicted to money, people hustling to get money. People getting cookie money.

He got all that cookie just with the hustle, HE'S A COOKIE MONSTER !!

by the-stick-up-guy May 5, 2010

hammer cookies

When a hammer is baked into a large batch of cookies. It can easily be removed for bashing of 84 year old skull

"
Woman, 73, guilty of neighbor's hammer murder
"
"MacClellan told police she went to Eyer's house with cookies(hammer cookies) and a photo album and found her bleeding on the floor, authorities said. "

by KevinG September 18, 2008

Hot cookie

When you put a pepper between to cookies and give it to you friend to eat.

Your a dick for giving him a hot cookie

by Saltysuprise805 February 15, 2017

cookie dougher

a person who gives a dirty sanchez then french kisses that person, therefore getting shit in there mouth

He is a cookie dougher

by Andrew Rubio August 10, 2003

ass cookie

When your eating out a girl's b-hole and you find a cookie shoved up in there

Person 1: I was eating a girl out last night and I found an ass cookie!
Person 2: really? Awesome!
Person 1: I know right? Talk about 2 birds

by Anonymous527 October 7, 2013

douche cookie

The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.

A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.

In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.

Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"

by LucidNightmare July 22, 2010