A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014
"the Childs dream" as the 5 yr-old bitchs like to say, they go to the parents and beg dem parents until they are so bad they need to get adopted.
by Envyingdeeznuts69 December 05, 2021
A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.
by R3Ked May 26, 2020
The no card - A card so powerful you can't do anything, whatever you do is instantly blocked by the no card.
The no card - A card so powerful you can't do anything, whatever you do is instantly blocked by the no card.
"You can't run because simply just no"
"You can't run because simply just no"
by DONOVANdev123 January 13, 2023
Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.
by Loreniiuxx April 04, 2022
Larlee Cards is a drinking game created by the venerable Mr. Larlee of Demarest.
Player 1-???
The rules:
1. Place the deck on any surface
2. Choose who draws first (if your playing by yourself, pick yourself)
3. Draw a card
4. If the card is higher than 5, take a shot
5. If the card is lower than 5, take a shot
6. If the card is 5, take two shots
7. Play until someone blacks out
Player 1-???
The rules:
1. Place the deck on any surface
2. Choose who draws first (if your playing by yourself, pick yourself)
3. Draw a card
4. If the card is higher than 5, take a shot
5. If the card is lower than 5, take a shot
6. If the card is 5, take two shots
7. Play until someone blacks out
by DutchMan117 February 22, 2011
by Trix master March 16, 2017