Canadian walkabout

Long hike or camping trip with no amenities.

Dude on PBS documentary was on Canadian walkabout following moose.

by Kjahnke812 January 18, 2017

Canadian standoff

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time

A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."

by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017

Canadians

Code word for Jews, has its origins in Chicago

"There's no Christmas lights on this street, must all be Canadians"

by Perry Menos December 9, 2019

Canadian comb over

A Carhartt beanie

Can you please take off your Canadian comb over for the national anthem

by Space captain beef chile December 15, 2019

Canadian Cowgirl

Normal Cowgirl position but your legs are wraped around your partners waist.

Yeah man I got that chick pregnant couldn’t help it she locked me in with that Canadian Cowgirl.

by Tire titties January 5, 2020

Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼

Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”

by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020

canadian sniper

someone who snipes someone with a fart

My friend jumped and yelled Canadian sniper and my friend got sniped

by 2greedybastard February 7, 2020