brandon

biggest dick ever

damn brandon got that long shlong huh

by brandon’s girl October 29, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is amazing, can sing very well. Makes every man in the room jizz there pants so much, they die.

Omg I just cummed his name must have been Brandon

by Lollookdhxyyebdbx November 23, 2021

Brandon Jacobson

He’s a really good friend. Brandon is really active and crazy in the best way possible. Even though he’s struggling through hardships, he still makes time for his friends. He knows how to make everyone laugh and have a good time. He’ll stay by your side his whole life.

Brandon Jacobson is a really funny person!

by Hello… July 23, 2021

Brandon

The opposite of a simp

“I’m not a simp, I’m a Brandon”

by hylialee June 30, 2021

Brandon brazell

Brandon is a common name for a rim grazing, small, unathletic, dumb human that has no iq and is so cocky

Have you seen that Brandon brAzell he’s so trash

by Ari smith June 8, 2022

Brandon Effect

Every image of a specific person looks different.

"See look, it's the Brandon Effect. He looks slightly different now in this picture."

by Bwatt130 June 30, 2021

Brandon Day

Brandon day is described as a day where your friends is hanging out with their girlfriend all day, usually not with the boys.

Brandon has a brandon day today.

by God Hands September 7, 2025