No Bitches Paradox

When women who want men with no bitches inadvertently gives him bitches, therefore making him no longer a man who has no bitches.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa? She apparently wants to date Nick cause he has no bitches.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.

by [._.] July 13, 2022

no bitches

you get no pussy. no dick. no hoes. no nothing

hey man its not my fault you get no bitches.

by anonymous July 13, 2022

No bitches

A term referring to a random person named Alex

"Hey look at Alex, he's 11 levels away from reaching the level cap and he has no bitches"
"Damn, when was the last time he showered?"

by Anon7605 July 14, 2022

naptime bitches

What your hot wife says to the 11- and 12-year-old girls playing mini softball and arguing in your hotel room during an extended rain delay

It’s supposed to be naptime bitches!

by anonymous July 23, 2022

naptime bitches

What your hot wife says to the 11- and 12-year-old girls playing mini softball and arguing in your hotel room during an extended rain delay

It’s supposed to be naptime bitches!

by anonymous July 23, 2022

naptime bitches

What my hot wife says to the 11- and 12-year-olds playing mini softball and arguing in our hotel room during an extended mid-afternoon rain delay

It’s supposed to be naptime bitches!

by anonymous July 23, 2022

No bitches

A disapproval or lack of bitch-getting ; Inability to revive or accept bitches

You receive no bitches

by Ryan Reynolds’s July 26, 2022