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may the mods bless you

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.
someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!
by #LGCC9CCPP September 1, 2021
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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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Daddy’s Blessing

A slang term for cum that is used by a person who refers to their sexual partner as ‘Daddy’.
May I have Daddy’s Blessing? 🥺
by daddys lil slut July 28, 2022
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I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
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It's Blessed

Another meaning for 'charge it tho'. To tell someone that it's enough.
Monalisa: Tobechi howfar your hand
Tobechi: It's blessed, it's blessed.
by datariesbaby September 22, 2022
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sure god bless

“Liz wants the rent money”
“Sure god bless
by Jenkles December 8, 2022
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Holy OC blesser

When OC pu to junior to bless everyone and chev gets happy hes getting blessed in junior and not doing latin with the doc
Guy said "bro holy OC blesser's nic got stolen at the function, it was probably the person that wrote this ong"
by BGBabushka February 24, 2023
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