ded in the bed

when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions

girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed

by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018

best buddy in bed

something or someone that you snuggle with in bed

I have this cute stuffed doggie from when I was 3 months old. He's my best buddy in bed; I love him very much.

by iambek November 9, 2019

Bed Chem

The bond between two or more people in regards to sexual activity.

"Them and I, we have good bed chem"

by Association of Youth Linguists December 26, 2024

Bed Head Curls

The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.

Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023

Bed rotting

The definition of Bed rotting is how someone spends days in bed for long period of times without doing anything productive.

Person 1: Dude I don't see you at the park. Where are you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I've been bed rotting because my life is going downhill

by MirageV2 July 4, 2024

Bed-Digger

When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.

"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."

by C L G May 7, 2018

bed

i dont have one.

I never sleep in a bed!

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021