Texas Snake Raper

The type of golf shot when one hits the ball very low to the ground; low enough to concuss an unlucky snake.
Bill: Sam, how'd your tee shot go?

Sam: I just hit the worst Texas Snake Raper of my life.
by Sirender August 14, 2011
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Texas peach pussy

When the virgin girls pussy is so tight you have to use BBQ sauce instead of lube
As shit I fucked a Texas peach pussy
by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018
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Texas 2-step

It's when you and your best bud successfully Eiffel Tower a girl in Texas.
Bro we totally gave that girl a Texas 2-step
by Le-Roy Jenkins April 27, 2017
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Texas Belt Buckle

When you pull your nut sack out of your pants and hang them right over the zipper making them look like a cowboy's belt buckle
My pants turned into a sauna so I no other choice than to show that bitch my Texas Belt Buckle
by Dan Combs November 13, 2014
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texas reboned ham

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.
dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.
by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010
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Texas Mud Pie

When a male and two females are having intercourse and the man takes a crap in the girls mouth at which time the females make-out.
I was F*cking these two sluts in AC last night and after I was done I gave them a Texas Mud Pie and left.
by Jersey Shore LBIsland April 29, 2010
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Texas Oil Drill

a sex move where the female is positioned on her upper back with her butt facing upwards (her feet behind her head). the man is on top penetraing her anally (thus his thrusts are vertically oriented, like an oil drill) he then pulls out very quickly causing the female to shi uncontrollably, as if the drill struck oil.
hey steve i heard you tried out the texas oil drill last night

yeah man, it was wild, cleanup was a bitch though

haha i bet, southern girls are crazy
by nixster36 January 07, 2009
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