turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

by peter palmer February 11, 2006

hot dog neck

when the roll on the front of your neck looks like a hot dog you might be Cory Rowland.

Cory Rowland's hot dog neck smells better than a poop vagina!!!

by Hot dog neck July 6, 2008

real pain in the neck

real pain in the neck

My brother’s a real pain in the neck. He’s so annoying.

by djavier October 6, 2017

Neck up fuck

When a person takes a face selfie because from the neck down they’re busted.

You see that girls selfie , yeah but she’s only a neck up fuck !

by Crookchaser June 17, 2019

Korean neck tie

When you bring a girl home and think you’re going to get lucky but she passes out immediately so you take a dump on her neck

I brought a girl home but she passed out right away so I gave her a Korean neck tie.

by Scooter P. March 14, 2018

turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.

I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.

by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012