TONY VALENTI

An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.

Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.

That Tony Valenti sure can throat that bread loaf.

by Professional Researcher July 3, 2023

Lil Toni

lil tony’s younger brother who loves vegan semen down his throat.

Lil Toni: I give you sucky sucky for twenty five

Guy 1: wtf why you bully me

lil toni: what you don’t want sucky suck then I shall Bill Cosby you

Five hrs later

Officer 1: looks like this dude has been bill cosbied

Officer 2: well I bet it’s lil Toni

Officer 1: lil tony or lil Toni
Officer 2: nigga the gay one

Officer 1: oh that one

Don’t let lil Toni come near you when he’s horny son.

by big black bus September 27, 2018

Tracksuit Toni

A Raiders Fan that wears a tracksuit to tailgate.

RoDger- “hey tracksuit Toni throw me a Modelo!”
Tracksuit Toni- “I got you FOO! Hey foo, you also want some verga?”
RoDger-“no thanks I’m really hungry and that little thing is snack size”
Tracksuit Toni-“f u puto!”

by Potato nutsack July 4, 2024

Tony Gonzales

Tony Gonzales is an american representative and has served as the U.S. representative for Texas's 23rd congressional district in the United States House of Representatives since 2021. Tony Gonzales is a controversial figure, due to the fact that despite being the representation of Texas, he has went against the values of texans. He has voted for Gun Control and said that he would do it again, and then he split with the GOP again by voting to protect same-sex marriage. He has put up false adverts of his GOP challenger Brandon Herrera, taking things Brandon has said out of context. Tony has also been censured by the republican party.

"You know who Tony Gonzales is?"
"Yeah that guy is a slimy ass politician and pays people off to slander Brandon Herrera. Dude didn't even show up to his own winning party."

by pieguyinub April 17, 2024

Tony

A braindead dumb kid who has no life but has a heart. He is a smart person but acts like retarded kid around others. He’s always thinking about girls and always get jealous of his friends whenever they hang out him. Jealousy is his motivation to succeed in school.

Tony The best even tho he has lacks confidence with the girls sadly for right now.

by tony meh November 24, 2021

Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray

Scandal in the White House to Oppenheimer in the war room, Goldwyn's Gordon Gray knows power plays yo!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Goldwyn doing these days?

Person 2: Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray in Oppenheimer, power never changes man!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Tony Look

When someone called Tony cannot find something that is clearly easy to find, even by someone who is blind.

Gee whizz Tony, it's bloody right there in front of you. Stop taking a Tony Look you lazy bugger.

by Lukosius33 May 3, 2021