My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

Thing

That over there, of which the name escapes you.

Bring me that thing over there.

by Fuzzypandasuit May 23, 2024

the coolness of the thing

when you see something that tis so Cool and you want it so bad

son: daddy so that toy car can I have it

dad: no son we don't have that much money so no
son: but daddy I want is so bad you can say I the coolness of the thing it

by ima shoot ya October 30, 2020

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

🤡 things

being in love with someone who will never be in love with you again HAHAHAHHAHAAHJ 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

“lol imagine being in love w that person again! ha just 🤡 things”

by bathtubs12345 October 19, 2019

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Thrown things at

My tired friend said this at 5:00 am

I’ve been hit I’ve been thrown things at

by Appolyon122 December 31, 2021