One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023
Get the Noah Granolamug. This is the official statement stating that. Lilyona Wilson loves Noah Spradlin most. No buts. No denying it. This is an official document. As everyone knows everything you see on Google is true so this statement is completely fully truthful in every way possible not an ounce of untruthfulness. Poodle all true.
by Liltardlily December 1, 2023
Get the NOAH+LILYONAmug. An absolute melon.
Mohammed Husein: Look at that melon over there.
Saddam Hussein: No, that's just Noah Grunfeld.
Aadit Chandrani: Oh shoot, you're right!
Saddam Hussein: No, that's just Noah Grunfeld.
Aadit Chandrani: Oh shoot, you're right!
by fuck school you fuckjsdlkcascd June 16, 2025
Get the Noah Grunfeldmug. 
Get the Mr. Noahmug. Noah is really odd. But in a good way. He makes everyone laugh until their stomach hurts, and makes some particular people put his mic on his pants while lying on the risers, having a stroke.
Becky: Is that Noah?
Lily: *turns dramatically around* GASP
Noah: *pulls down pink hippie glasses* hey ladies.
Lily: *turns dramatically around* GASP
Noah: *pulls down pink hippie glasses* hey ladies.
by Thatweirdbeckygurl November 5, 2018
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a great weird asf dude all the girls cry over! He can be a Kevin used in Karan a lot but that’s ok mate!
I love my noah!
by attheapplebeetree August 30, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Anyone with this name is obviously a fun person, and of course party super hard. They are a bit of a whore but when they settle down they are wonderful friends or relationship partners. The only problem you’ll ever find is the constant question of whether or not they are actually straight.
Patrick: Man, Noah Boettger is the best, do you think he’s gay so I can tap that
Daint: Nah man he’s got a girl but I’m sure he would still party with you and you’ll love it
Daint: Nah man he’s got a girl but I’m sure he would still party with you and you’ll love it
by iT’s thE miDdLe OnE June 5, 2019
Get the Noah Boettgermug.