boi shut yo crusty ass up

The proper way to start a roast when you are about to fuck a bitch up hella hard and he knows what's going down too but he doesn't wanna admit it

Boi shut yo crusty ass up yo gah damn Oprah Winfrey LooKiN ass negga

by COnDoMTEnt January 24, 2016

Pull your head out of your ass

Stop ignoring the problems around you

Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!

by krg August 25, 2007

tiny ass string bean

usually referring to a tall and incredibly skinny male with a lack of butt.

That grant sure is a tiny ass string bean.

by buttkissin2k14 January 4, 2015

Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

by B-Drac January 28, 2007

eat cheese and crawl up my ass

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.

Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

by DrSamba December 15, 2008

10 pounds of bounce that ass

When some ugly lonely ass guy slides into your dms etc and wants to bounce your phat ass with his 3 inch dick.

Some ugly dude in your dms: hey you tryna catch 10 pounds of bounce that ass?

by Succdickforaliving123 June 12, 2018

What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019