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Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.
<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)
by B-Drac January 28, 2007
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tiny ass string bean

usually referring to a tall and incredibly skinny male with a lack of butt.
That grant sure is a tiny ass string bean.
by buttkissin2k14 January 4, 2015
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eat cheese and crawl up my ass

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...
by DrSamba December 15, 2008
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10 pounds of bounce that ass

When some ugly lonely ass guy slides into your dms etc and wants to bounce your phat ass with his 3 inch dick.
Some ugly dude in your dms: hey you tryna catch 10 pounds of bounce that ass?
by Succdickforaliving123 June 12, 2018
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A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
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gay ass bitch nigga named steve

dude, have you seen how small steves dick is? because it is smaller than my left ass cheek he is such a gay ass bitch nigga named steve
by big street nigga February 20, 2020
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good old fashioned country ass whooping

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.
Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.
by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010
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