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A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
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gay ass bitch nigga named steve

dude, have you seen how small steves dick is? because it is smaller than my left ass cheek he is such a gay ass bitch nigga named steve
by big street nigga February 20, 2020
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good old fashioned country ass whooping

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.
Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.
by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010
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men who guard the ass fort

"Thank god for the men who guard the ass fort."
by Smapdee May 6, 2003
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National slap Ella and beau’s ass day

On may 7th you get a free ass slap on either Ella or beau and they can’t do anything about it
Boy1- it’s National Slap Ella And Beau’s ass day let’s get em
Boy2- let’s do it
*slaps their ass’*
Ella & beau- imma get u

Boy1&2-you can it’s national slap Ella and beau’s ass day
by What you saying b lmao June 3, 2018
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Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.
I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.
by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008
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