bloodied my nose

When you get hit in the nose and your nose starts bleeding

She hit me and bloodied my nose.

by Roxrad April 24, 2018

somebody toucha my spaget

fresh meme

Smile
Sweet
Sister
Sadistic
Surprise
Service
Somebody toucha my spaget!

by Hey hey hey 08 January 8, 2018

somebody touch my SPAGET

The first good meme of 2018 (following Logan Paul's suicide forest)
Better when earraped

Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!

*see somebody touch my spaget video*

by VascoSozinhoEmCasa January 8, 2018

suck my slice

Suck my slice is a work wee ben bee made up on 18th october 2017

That man can suck my slice hi

by Benbee43 May 2, 2018

toucha my spaghet

when some girl trying to touch your spaghet

i met this girl today, she was nice but i had to leave because she tryna toucha my spaghet

by ToUcHa My SpAgHet May 2, 2018

Corn on my cob

When you get done with anal and your have bits of “corn on your cob”

He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”

by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018