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That angry Karen in Walgreens at checkout took me tf out. That shit was funny asf.
That angry Karen in Walgreens at checkout took me tf out. That shit was funny asf.
by Carmen Winstead March 3, 2022
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Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.
Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.
Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.
Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.
"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."
"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"
"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"
by scrambletastic June 8, 2009
Get the Where's my fucking jetpack!? mug.Shut the fuck up Carl! is a military meme that usually is scene that depicts some military situation sometimes it’s a funny mess up or just a picture that involves the military. There’s usually a snarky or funny remark made of the current situation on top, with a bottom text being along the lines of “shut the fuck up, Carl” but this can also fluctuate, except that the guy is always addressed as Carl. Some other notable different ones are: “Goddammit, Carl” “Seriously,Carl."
by Assar2015 May 25, 2016
Get the Shut the fuck up Carl! mug.When a girl gets fucked by someone and it turns out 'Surprise' the guy really knows how to fuck!, like for real! Shouldn't they be licensed or registered or something? Like being pounded in Doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn't do, or that often.
Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.
I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.
Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.
Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.
I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.
Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.
"God, Tom last night fucked me into next week?"
"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"
"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"
by ducatigrrl September 1, 2011
Get the Fucked me into next week mug.It's when you are too hungry to get up and find food. Only gets worse till you crawl to the kitchen and gobble down several cans of mountain dew as you lick splenda sugar.
by the_man_comes_around March 12, 2011
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'You cheated on your boyfriend for the sixth time?'
'Yeah, it was his best friend actually.'
'You fucked up big time!'
'Yeah, it was his best friend actually.'
'You fucked up big time!'
by dphn00 January 2, 2012
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