red shit

bro... go get that checked out

guy 1: hey i need to tell you something
guy 2: yeah bro

guy 1: i have a red shit is there something wrong with that
Guy 2: bro what go get that checked out don't tell me.

by XxChxxryMaster June 30, 2022

Shit Gamer syndrome

Recently discovered medical theory shows certain individuals are just born with this syndrome where they lack the hand to eye coordination to effectively and efficiently play games or lack the IQ required to play tactical games.

A serious syndrome with no cure till this date,
Also noting quite prevalent among Somali males.

He shows many symptoms of SGS.
I'm sorry to hear you have shit gamer syndrome.

by Bidgickboy May 27, 2020

Shit through a strainer

An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.

I could eat that all day, but does it ever make me shit through a strainer.

by Theginger_binger October 26, 2018

Indian shit clustering

When one man is pooping and another woman gets into reverse cowgirl and starts bouncing up and down on his dick which spreads her ass whole and makes her shit between the man’s legs into the same toilet all while bouncing on the dick.

Adam and Tala Indian shit clustering (When one man is pooping and another woman gets into reverse cowgirl and starts bouncing up and down on his dick which spreads her ass whole and makes her shit between the man’s legs into the same toilet all while bouncing on the dick) last night and she bounced on his dick and shitted right between his legs into the same toilet

by CreativeFreakTerming April 27, 2025

Bat Shit Crazy

A type of crazy beyond normal crazy. More "out there", "in their own world" kimd of crazy.

She saw him with that woman, and she went "bat shit crazy" on his ass. Everything went downhill from there.

by KeepinItREAL89 June 16, 2018

shit-tective

A pair of coworkers who examine and learn details of their colleagues bathroom habits via careful observation and identification by shoes visible under toilet stall walls.

You were right, it is Jonathan clogging the toilet! I saw his shoes! We're real shit-tectives!

by shit-tective steve October 10, 2019

Shit tits

When you it's 3qm

Amber and adam leaving holiday we then realize holy shit tits I'm suppose to be at work and it's brrrr cold out!!!thus meaning it's also cold and rainy and we're late!!! Brrrr

by amberbooyah May 28, 2021