She's on my dick

When a girl has something for and wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

"Daymn dude ya saw that girl in the bar last night? She's on my dick!"

by milfhunter70 August 17, 2022

DICK-STRUCK

Dick-Struck ~ When a man is so in love with a person that even just thinking about them gives said male an erection.

“Bro, I keep getting an erection about this girl Linda, she got me dick-struck”

by Bannyzanyhammock June 1, 2019

Dick

Two meanings: Either a nickname for Richard or just another word for Penis. I'm talking about the second definition. There's lots words just like dick, for example: Cock, Wanker, Manhood, One eyed trouser snake, etc. Now if you named your child dick, you're just fucked up.

"Hey look at my Dick"
"Your what?"
"It's another word for Penis you dense fuck"
"Oh OK, no thanks.."

by Florida_Eater June 30, 2021

shit a dick

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.

Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”

by Timmy Neutron Squared March 1, 2021

Bat dick

The penis of a flying animal called a bat

My homie has a bat dick up his ass

by Peenweener May 7, 2021

dick cold

Chlamydia

Man we totally shouldn't have fucked that girl. I've had a dick cold for weeks

by Swampninja08 March 10, 2016

stim dick

When you have taken a drug of the stimulant group e.g. crack, speed, meth, and it's near-impossible to buss a nut - you are given crackhead-like stamina and last forever in bed without ejaculating.

I couldn't cum because I had stim dick, but at least she enjoyed getting fucked for a few hours straight

by 345rtg3dd October 28, 2021