I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

by botlybe August 1, 2024

I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 17, 2022

I hate how people actually explains IT insted of meming IT

The title says it

Reeeeeee I hate how people actually explains IT insted of meming IT

by Wezzzzzzkibooiiiiiii June 11, 2020

New word i guess

sorry guys i was to lazy to make a new word

new word i guess

wanna learn a new word , nah im to lazy to learn new word i guess

by tdhdrgsrgsergs February 9, 2019

i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave July 31, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>Siniesa, sin`I`esa, siniesA<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Siniesa, sin`I`esa, siniesA<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Siniesa, sin`I`esa, siniesA<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025