Parent's male first cousin.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Get the first cousin-uncle mug.An Uncle is usually your moms brother(s) or your dads brother(s), unless it’s a very close family friend that you like to call your Uncle even though that’d be very inadequate. Uncles are the scummiest people out there. They all suck and have a stick up their butt, whether that be because of their work profession, their muscles, or for just no reason in particular because they suck regardless. They are as boring as a rock too, it’s way too hard to create a bond with them so you’ll just give up on trying. Most uncles will have been mean to you when you were just a youngin’ as well, and that really won’t change a whole lot as you get older. And if you don’t believe me that Uncles are the worst kind of people out there- why is it that there’s a lot of cases of uncles raping their nephews/ nieces. Ha! Scummy.
“Ugh, my uncle was being such an asshole to me!!”
“Oh man, sorry to hear.”
“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”
“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”
“Hahahahaahaha.”
“Oh man, sorry to hear.”
“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”
“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”
“Hahahahaahaha.”
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Get the My pussy in your uncle’s ass mug.The morning after a night of drinking and you are moving kinda slow. Just as in the theme song for petticoat junction.
How are you feeling this morning Danny?
Man, that was a crazy night. I am feeling a bit "uncle Joe" this morning.
Man, that was a crazy night. I am feeling a bit "uncle Joe" this morning.
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