ur mom a guy named tom

The worst roast in history

People say if you use this someone random will die

Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies

by Xxx_ieatass666_Xxx April 15, 2018

Ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather

The is the worst insult know in existance. If anyone is heard saying it then their mum is ouctuple gay.

Paul: ur mum gay

Steve: no u

Paul: ur dad's a lesbian

Steve: ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather
Steve: (in shock he commits suicide)
Paul: (his mum is ouctuple gay)

by Sondog123 March 11, 2018

ur whole family tree lgbt

The best roast ever to be created surpassing that of things like ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian etc. can only be beaten by No u

Uncultured swine: ur mom gay lol
Intellectual: ur whole family tree lgbt

by buckwindow November 21, 2018

Whip ur dick out wednesday

Every wendsday is whip ur dick out wednesday.

It’s self explanatory.

Hey Nate it’s whip ur dick out wednesday!

by cuurlykidem April 16, 2020

Ur species eat feaces

All other 'ur' comebacks are invalid once this has been used, as it will defeat all who hear this mighty phrase, and make every dimension 1-∞ collapse

"ur mom gay"
"Yeah? Well ur dad lesbian"
"Is that so? Cause ur granny tranny!"
"Oh yeah? Ur grandpa a trap"
"So what? Ur family tree LGBT"
"Ha! Well ur species eat feaces."

by Jazzhanz123 March 28, 2018

Tiffany Eats-Ur Phucking-Pancakes

is the most awsome most amazing friend i have =D

god i love yeah Tiffany Eats-Ur Phucking-Pancakes your amazing!!! - love trisha

by bubbleZZZZZZZZZ September 02, 2011

Ur pet toad on easy mode

The most viciously brutal insult in the history of mankind. Will turn anyone who is roasted with it to a atomic bomb doomed to explode

Sam: Ur mom gay
Jack: Well, ur dad lesbian
Sam: Well, ur granny tranny and your ancestors molesters.
Jack: Don't make me say the words
Sam: Do it
Jack: Ur pet toad on easy mode
Sam: Turns into atomic bomb and wipes out 3 continents
*Jack learned a life lesson to not say Ur pet toad on easy mode or your friends will die and falls into coma*

by Ah yeah, Mr. Cool October 11, 2019