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Siberian Toe Ring

A Siberian Toe Ring is when during the act of Anal Intercourse your partner involuntarily defecates, which in many cases has a spurting element to it. In order to stop the spray of feces the other partner inserts their big toe directly into the anus. The result after removal of said large toe is a thick brown ring, very similar to a fashionable toe ring worn by women in Western Culture during summer months. The “Siberian” title is because people in that part of the world have a poor diet and are prone to involuntary defecation, or so rumor has it.
I literally fucked the shit out of Florence's ass last night.
Why do you say that? Look at my Siberian Toe Ring. That bitch's ass was squirting like a mother fucker.

Q. Where did you get your toe ring, I was looking for a new one?
A. You don't want one like this it is a Siberian. I told Marilyn not eat Taco's prior to me pounding her ass.
by Granny Gromann June 2, 2010
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humping your toes

to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner.
Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!!
by Merlin Bunker August 8, 2007
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Reverse Camel Toe

Having the combination of a very hungry ass with tight shorts and undergarments, causing your very hungry ass to consume your shorts and undergarments causing a camel toe to appear in the rear.
What the hell, Coach G. always has that damn reverse camel toe.
by Mean Green VSD Machine December 11, 2010
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Tic-Tac-Toe

Bob: Hey John wanna go play some Tic-Tac-Toe?

John: How about not.
by Fuck Balls October 8, 2008
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Toe eyed cabbage

A Toe eyed cabbage is what you could call a person who just has the personality and the brain of cabbage, they are very annoying too, when using to insult someone you would say you are a head of a toe eyed cabbage
Zombieman699 is a head of toe eyed cabbage
by Jequavis Soleimani October 13, 2020
mugGet the Toe eyed cabbagemug.

Toe Tappin' Tune

A piece of music that causes one to tap his or her toes in a rhythmic way
by YA BOY TRILL December 1, 2015
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camel toe juice

The paste that forms between the camel toe and the underwear that when separated sounds like velcro
She pulled her underwear down and the camel toe juice was foaming like a rabid dog.
by Dadawggy December 9, 2015
mugGet the camel toe juicemug.

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