by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018
The person who is wonderful at absolutely everything they do. They can also accomplish whatever they want…. And always seem to get what they want.
Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.
If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .
Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.
If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .
by Larry Edward William Tomlinson June 16, 2022
A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
by Just Chucktesta December 11, 2017
A guy who pretty much acts like everything that someone they don't like says is a threat even if it's a simple sentence like 'I wish he'd get run over by his mom's car' or 'I wish you'd get locked in a freezer', overly paranoid to the point of actually thinking that person is trying to hurt them even if they are miles away, and overly reliant on a friend of theirs to the point that friend could be considered their 'parent' who makes 'the bad person' go away. Goes on petty hate tangents.
by MM132 August 09, 2020
Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!
I was utterly Captain Tommed!
I was utterly Captain Tommed!
by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024
- I'm doing some renovations on the house and I just couldn't find a particular tool anywhere. Literally scanning the whole city this week and when I talked with Rajesh about that, he was like: "did you check the local hardware store"?
- Lol, classic Captain Hindisight
- Lol, classic Captain Hindisight
by newlhaz November 26, 2021
A.K.A. Swizzlesticks
That one friend you have who always takes charge of a situation. A natural born leader.
That one friend you have who always takes charge of a situation. A natural born leader.
Rusty: Aye, where are we going for lunch Captain Swizzly?
Cpt. S: Arby's.
Rusty: But Arby's su-
Cpt. S: shut up, I'm Captain Swizzly.
Cpt. S: Arby's.
Rusty: But Arby's su-
Cpt. S: shut up, I'm Captain Swizzly.
by Jackman6of7 November 22, 2019