The Hairy Dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE

TAKE A CHILL PILL PERSON-

Random Person #1: HEY DUDE WANNA KNOW THIS WANNA KNOW THAT HEY HEY DUDEEEEEE

Random Person #2: Calm down bud-

Random Person #1: I CAN'TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Random Person #2: TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE

Random Person #1: ...UH..YEAH I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT...

by No🖐️ June 9, 2021

Suck my tits dude

A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.

Liz: "working overtime again?"

Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"

by Shabbyrue May 2, 2015

Nice snowboard dude!

It means "Nice snowboard dude!". Nothing else.

Just post it as your status and put it in the comments section of other posts!

Nice snowboard dude!

by Beall619 April 28, 2016

mah dudes and dudettes

a more inclusive way of saying MAH DUDES

person a: *to group of friends* MAH DUDES AND DUDETTES
everyone: *silence*
person a: *some big important announcement*

by dowestan_uwu June 18, 2019

With All Dude Respect

Allowing an otherwise gay comment to be said from one guy to another.

See: No Homo

John: Dude... I love your shirt. Where did you get it? With all dude respect.

Chris: No problem man. I got it on sale at the Gap.

by Dervish88888888 February 8, 2013

Late' dude, peace

I'll see you later, take care.
Other variations: Later dude, peace; LDP.

Person 1: "I'll see you later my sarsippian brother-man"
Person 2: "Late' dude, peace."

by jbock220 January 16, 2011