Brandon

A gay fat person who is attracted to Luke’s and Craig’s

Omg did you see brandon eating that McDonald’s looking luke

by Adam2356 February 18, 2020

Brandon

Has a huge dick

Omg Brandon, you have a huge dick

by Bradnad February 06, 2022

brandon

biggest fucking simp you’ll ever meet.

“why is brandon so sad?

“don’t you know? he’s a simp. he’s probably listening to khalid rn”

by kilyurmom420 February 17, 2020

Brandon

- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.

Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: That's a Brandon

by What! What! What! November 23, 2021

brandon

brandon was a gay person but pretending to be a straight guy

guy : brandon look handsome
other: he gay

by November 24, 2021

Brandon

The most ugly, annoying person you will ever meet. He is usually very entitled and gross. Hes very loud and funny but very old like (40)

Wow, That guy is acting like a Brandon!

by Barkley Mikeal Barbley blob December 06, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is the kind of guy that is quiet but not shy. He hangs out with a bunch of friends but he doesn't make his presence known like the others. With good-ish sense of style, and shoes that belong in 2021, you'll probably hear him talking about drake; or a sport that he is obsessed with. Brandon is normally blonde with blue eyes. He tends to study people a lot by watching conversations nearby unravel. Brandon also has a short attention span, so to expand it, he fiddles with his hands and ALL over his papers.

Girl 1: Brandon is sooo hot!
Girl 2: I wanna marry Brandon one day...
Guy 1: Wtf

by Hannahfortunetellermuahahahhha January 02, 2024