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Yo mama

Used in a joke to personally offend the other persons mother
Yo Mama so fat that she uses google earth to take selfies
by KingCell4Life October 20, 2022
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Yo mama

The most unoriginal and unfunny joke in the world.
5th grader: hey guess what

6th grader: what
5th grader: yo mama
6th grader: *Beats ass sexually*
by Shrekfunni May 29, 2021
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mama cow

a mama cow is a cow that is a mom and it is a very good cow
i got some milk to sell from the mama cow
by mama cow man March 5, 2024
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Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
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Jo MaMa

Jo mama is so fat that egen age gies to the beach the wales are singing “er are family ...”
by Alluhakbar suckondesenuts November 6, 2018
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Sweet Mama

A woman who provides financial support to another person, usually a male, in exchange for social and/or sexual favors. Slang term for the female equivalent of a Sugar Daddy.
Word on the street has it the reason Tony doesn't have a job or hasn't worked one in years is because he has a Sweet Mama taking care of him.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? March 25, 2019
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Mama Asp

Mama Asp is the poster child for all that is smart and wise. She was the inspiration for Abraham Lincoln when he created the term "MILF". Mama Asp is a cheer mentor by day, and a chainsmoking, motorcycle riding, thot slaying, drug dealer by night. We all love her and were are all grateful to have her.
When I grow up, I want to be be like Mama Asp
You better behave or else Mama Asp will get you
by UnderAgeMilf December 14, 2018
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