Mercer Island

Mercer Island is full of rich white kids who do not know there place in this world. I hope you see this rich while kids of mercer island because you most likely do crack so bye.

Mercer island is a lovely community full of rich white/ Asian kids

by Clanker November 24, 2018

Island Poké

A supposedly Hawaiian inspired grab and go that uses mostly Japanese ingredients and provides an overall dissapointing and low quality experience attributed to stingy profit grabbing and lack of competent management, specifically in the higher ranks.

Hey have you seen that new Island Poké olace on the highstreet? I might apply for a position there.

Seriously? Forget that place dude just work at Mcdonalds, youll be treated better lol

by Sublime Shitposting November 27, 2021

Club Penguin Island

A now-defunct massively multiplayer online (MMO) game released in March 2017 as the successor to the classic children's MMO Club Penguin, which was discontinued on the same day. The game served as a last-ditch effort to continue the franchise following its predecessor's decline in popularity and resulting demise. It was poorly received due to its initial mobile-only release, lack of content at launch and, like its predecessor, locking most features behind recurring paid membership. Due to a combination of these factors as well as competition from social media and other forms of children's entertainment, the game was a commercial failure. Club Penguin Island, and with it the Club Penguin franchise, was discontinued in December 2018.

Club Penguin Island will live on as an example of how to NOT revive a dying franchise.

by CtrlAlt_Games November 26, 2024

Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.

Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.

by I_pissed_my_pants_again March 14, 2024

rhode island rider

Having sex with someone with the smallest penis ever

After five minutes of waiting for it to happen I looked up and seen him pumping away I realized it was the rhode island rider

by The racing bunch September 12, 2016

longest island

when you combine all the leftover drinks at a bar into one big drink.

last night we went to bar and I did the legendary longest island.

by jalexcarter July 9, 2023

Football Island

1. When all of your bed springs break from scoring your girlfriend.
2. An atari 2600 game, simply called Football, but commonly referred to as Football Island.
3. HELL

1. Damn it! My bed turned into Football Island!
2. Wanna play Football Island?
3. I went to Football Island after I died.

by TeleKamptiA November 22, 2022