Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
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Get the fruit role up mug.*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT
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Get the Fruit mug.The phenomenon where forbidden things are more enticing compared to things that have always been allowed, such as movies that you're too young to watch.
Sneaking into the R-rated movie felt like tasting the forbidden fruit; it was thrilling to experience something I wasn't supposed to.
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They say that if you see it...
It will follow you until you die....
They say that if you see it...
It will follow you until you die....
Banana: ITS THE FRUIT KILLER RUN
Apple: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
pineapple: THE FRUIT KILLER KILLED MY KID
Pear: this is fine :)
Apple: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
pineapple: THE FRUIT KILLER KILLED MY KID
Pear: this is fine :)
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