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Scottish Turner

A sexual act where the male, whilst in a woman beings her to his chest and begins to spin while headbutting her till she falls uncioncous. Then the male continues to have intercourse with her untill done.
Joe: "Did you see the state of steph this morning? She must have got a Scottish Turner."
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Scottish Food

Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.
Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
by Al Benedict July 29, 2013
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Scottism

A fake disability exploited only when convenient in situations to excuse one's careless or pathological behaviors. Often, it is used to avoid taking responsibility for one's own words or actions.
"Dude I can't believe he lied to him in front of his own brother over the phone and said its no big deal and then went and stole from them in the same month!" "Well you know, he has Scottism so you really can't blame him."
by TheGoodFight November 10, 2013
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scott otto

A ball bag who holds the position of Automated Scan Specialist of Regional Aerial Plats and Environmental Surveys. This position is located in the Field Aerial Geography department
Q: what kind of surveyor did this layout?

A: Scott Otto
by MonkeyFly11235813 November 11, 2013
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Scottish Fudge

Angus: "Och hay. D'ya 'ave any Scottish Fudge ah cen borrow, Jim?"

Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."
by TheAtomicPunk November 23, 2013
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scott tissue

Scott tissue paper.. Use it to clean ur butt it works.
Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!

Scott tissue it gets the slop out.

Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.
by LilJa December 18, 2013
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scottifeeliosis

having lack of emotional empathy, unable to feel pain or simply not giving a fuck. usually passed down from the genes of family members known for drinking large amounts of alcohol on a daily bases.
Tina's husband was killed in a tragic car accident but Tina simply had no feels for the tragic loss of her husband not realizing she had contracted scottifeeliosis.

Johnathan witnessed his best friend's penis being brutally mutilated by a deranged psychopath knowing that he may never have a normal sex life again looking for comfort at Johnathan but he simply did not care.

Nick was shot in the leg by a gang affiliated black man but Nick continued to run as if nothing happened un-aware that he caries the genetic gene of scottifeeliosis.
by spade760100 May 22, 2014
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