full-metal retard

when a person goes retarded but ends up destroying you in a game or activity

trenton: holy crap that dudes going insane
walker: he is going full-metal retard
trenton: indeed

by walkersteinrie1 February 29, 2020

Retarded Exclamation Point

A retarded exclamation point is the random numeral "1" that is mistakenly typed at the end of an exclamatory sentence when someone accidently lets go of the "Shift" key while trying to type an exclamation point (!) on a keyboard.

Dude One: Guess what I did last night
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.

by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009

retarded swamp goblin

Alcoholic fans of the Florida Gators.

- Who drank all the Natty Light?
- Some retarded swamp goblin with jean shorts who wasn't even invited to the party.

by Red D April 2, 2008

Big Red Retard

A nickname for professinal wrestler, Kane aka Glen Jacobs. This nickname was coined by The Rock, and always and forever will be known and connected with Kane

"The Big Red Retard can finally speak!"

by JTRAIN28 December 31, 2011

Efrom the Retarded Rabbit

Bugs Bunny's real name

"All in favor of Bugs Bunny raise your hand...all in favor of Efrom the Retarded Rabbit raise your hand."
"Oh you can all go to hell."

by Simeon October 16, 2004

retard in aluminum foil

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.

I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010

Retarded Animal Babies

The absolute FUNNIEST thing I ever saw on the internet. Involves small, talking, baby, animals going on inane adventures. Very, very vulgar at times but the MOST AMAZING thing ever.

Retarded animal babies rocks my world.

Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules

by Who cares? October 10, 2005