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Noah

Biggest cock sucker you've ever known.
They're always trying to suck on someone's dick, no matter who.
They just cant stop sucking dicks.
They actually opened the jar containing Rasputin's 9inch flacid penis and sucked on it for 4 straight days
Jerry: "Yeah man, I think Tom is a total Noah, he wont stop trying to suck my dick"
Benjamin: "Oh shit here comes Tom! I'm gonna hide before he sucks my penis again"
by bakeddeepfriedbeans April 7, 2022
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Noah

You'll miss the way, he always makes you feel safe. Though you can't look him in the eyes without melting, and your cheeks burn hot and mind leaves. You'll miss his hugs and texting him. miss being around him even if in silence feet away in a room. You will never forget a Noah, so never let one go once you have one. He is the most amazing, caring, smart, funny, willful person to walk the Earth. He is attractive inside and out.

Poem about a Noah
His hair was the golden light at the start of a sunset. His eyes shone with all the greens and browns of forest. His hugs were warm and gentle like how a fire dances along your skin late at night.
Girl 1: Wow that guys so cool!

Girl 2: And SMART!
Girl 3: oh, that's just Noah.
by Idkforever123 May 4, 2022
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Noah

Noah is the type of person that just radiates massive dick energy. Noah's have a dong length MINIMUM of 12 inches. If you know a Noah, consider yourself lucky.
Girl: "Oh my God. Noah tore it up last night with his huge dick!"
by @korean_dictator on insta April 27, 2020
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Noah

(I wrote another one somewhere if your looking for it it was more heartfelt but I can't find it)
oofs, man, Noah rejected me again. I think it's like the sixth time or something
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Noah Tewolde

an abosolute crackhaed. he dum. he stoopid. he most annoying person in world
bruh. Noah Tewolde is so stoopid
by sfhbuwdssss November 3, 2020
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Noah van De Roen

Synoniem voor Greenday fanboy homo
Noah van De Roen is zo nen dommen homo, hij luisterd naar Greenday
by Stijn Stalpaert March 31, 2023
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Noah

Noah is a slang or a word to use whenever you cough and want to tell someone.
I just pulled a Noah

Did you just Noah on me?
by EuphoriaIsCrying December 29, 2021
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