Resist joke

a joke that is based off of something sexually attracting or something sexual

someone post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"

by yng mickey October 02, 2021

no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021

joke fuck

When you and your female friend have coitus but only as a joke

Kamryn, i know we fucked last night but i was just kidding. Ya know i thought you were in on the joke fuck. I thought we could both have a laugh about it today at work.

by BigRodRodney November 24, 2019

Dad Joke Day

Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. ON this day you must make a point to tell, listen and laugh at a Dad joke!

Happy Dad Joke Day Everyone!!!!

by Brillo! February 22, 2021

jokes pal

when a ENGLISH guy makes jokes.

ME: Bruh you look like an old Bitch!
MOM: What did you say!?
ME: its just jokes pal!

by Dreyk February 08, 2017

joke rattler

The one who dishes out (or rattles) one joke after another.

I like to be around him; he's a true joke rattler.

by Voytass September 27, 2014

Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.

See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s May 07, 2023