Jesus

A good man with a reckless love for all. He forgives all who wrong Him and gives mercy and grace to those who don't deserve it. He's friends with the worst kind of people and hangs out in the worst kinds of places, but His reputation is spotless and His heart is open for you.

Jesus, a man of perfection.

by CaseforChrist16 May 21, 2018

Air Jesus

In call of duty mw2 for the game winning killcam you jump off a large object and kill the other person before you hit the ground.

I just did an Air Jesus on dat hoe!

by Dirty pugsley March 16, 2010

Teleprompter Jesus

Obama

The kool aid drinkers hung onto every word out of Teleprompter Jesus mouth

by gogoqueen66 August 30, 2010

Jesus

Jesus loves you. He died on the cross for your sins.

Jesus

by Torah Infinity October 23, 2020

Jesus

A very lovable , and cool guy with many talents and also annoying at times, but overall very funny.

Jesus is a god from the past, or very nice and alot of love

by Sad boy loko May 1, 2018

Jesus Martinez

A fucking dumbass that has no sense of humor and thinks that he is the best person in the world.

"Do you know a Jesus Martinez?
"Yeah I do."
" Oh damn, I feel bad for you now."

by Funsized Table May 31, 2018

jesus freak

Someone who thinks you can make jesus cool, thinks christian rock is cool, or thinks anything else that is uncool is cool. Also someone who thinks they are cool because they don't "care" if we think they suck for going to church, and are all smug about jesus. Without a doubt the person right above me. Look he thinks praying is some kind of weapon he can save us with ha!

Jesus Freak: I don't care what you say, jesus is cool!

Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!

Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!

Kool Guy: Kool!

by Stan Lightsaber July 30, 2008