pootie hammer

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!
by Chicke454 November 7, 2017
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Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
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Hammer Swinger

When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.
Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”

Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
by Royisab December 13, 2022
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Hammer Style

A form of working or completing a task where you disregard systematic or organized methods of completing the task. And rather just keep forcing things together until it finally fits.
"Hey bro are you almost done with that assignment?" "No, I haven't even started. I'm just going to do it hammer style the night before it's due."
by bertifly September 15, 2021
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Thor's Hammer Dilemma

(n) When a sole character uses a trait or object that needs a specific criterion to be met in order for it to be used or wielded, when in actuality many other characters possess the same criteria and thus should be able to also use or wield it. Case in point, Marvel's Thor and his hammer, Mjolnir.

Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.
Jake: "I have a sword that can only be used by those with a pure heart, great wisdom, and the pursuit of justice. You can try to use it Lloyd, but I doubt you'll muster it..."

Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.

Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"

Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?
by theonewhoflops September 20, 2025
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