Alexander grande

Sad boy who likes memes, also known as Álvaro or Alexander´s brother. He likes beer and maria teresa campos.

friend1: do you know álvaro?
friend2: who?
friend1: oh sorry, alexander grande

friend3: he is my awesome orange boyfriend

by kaydycain November 21, 2016

camaro grand sport

A one of one camaro built in 1985 that was so savage that they could only legally make one designed by a bad ass it was the reason Ferrari started the f40 because it was the only car that could complete with it no one knows how much power it's got but it's probably more than your car and if you ever hear it it will most likely terrify you no matter what you drive

I just heard the legendary camaro grand sport 20 miles away I bet some bad ass motherfucker is driving it

by Fekkin guy November 21, 2016

ma grandad

A bauldy cunt but sound,

Ma grandad is bauld

by Louise conway March 21, 2017

Party Grandad

That one stubborn old boy who refused to grow up and settle down during his life. Known to suffer from memory loss caused by substance and alcohol abuse. Commonly found at the Redoubt bar trying to convince young bucks to take him clubbing in Hamilton.

" Could I get another vodka sprite please" "No Mr. Hutchinson we closed the bar an hour ago the courtesy shuttle will be along soon to take your party grandad ass back to the retirement home"

by Higgy September 6, 2017

The Grand Finale

The Grand Finale aka The Grand Fucking Finale is another term used for breakup sex

Him: WE'RE OVER!!!

Her: You can't forget The Grand Finale!!

by Amansworstnightmare January 7, 2018

chica grande

Hot chick with a large ass
Example:
Nicki Minaj except for the horse face/teeth

In your best Cheech Marin voice.....Chica Grande.......

by Donky do February 9, 2018

M1 Garand

The M1 Garand is a .30 caliber semi-automatic killing machine that the mother fucking U.S of A designed and built for killing Germans, then Koreans, and even the Vietcong. The rifle had an eight round capacity in a little clip that pings when its ejected. Great for killing eight guys, bad for when you run out, because every little rat bastard knows you ran dry. The damn thing was tough as all hell and even if you were out of ammo you could just club the guy to death. Or stick the guy wth the bayonet on the end, your pick really.

"Mr president we need a new weapon."
Prez; " ok, first I want it to shoot a shitload of bullets, no bolt, just when you pull the trigger. Second I want it to have a badass name a real GRAND name."
"M1 Garand sir?"
Prez; "perfect."

by mynameisping February 9, 2018