Crotch slinger

A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.

Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!

by crotchdong October 29, 2021

Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.

oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.

by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018

Crotch pilot

When you grab your crotch and move your hand up and down controlling your movements. Your piloting your crotch to the best feeling you will ever have.

I’m going to go crotch pilot here soon. Or hey you can control my crotch tonight, be my crotch pilot

by Crotch pilot September 14, 2018

Crotching

Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches

Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.

Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?

by Dannygogo February 2, 2016

crotch yahtzee

The act of masturbating for men.

Man, I had the day off work yesterday and threw a mean hand of crotch yahtzee.

by FatherB November 18, 2013

crotch stench

That horrible odor that comes from your genital area when you're not practicing proper hygiene.

"Damn boi, you got that major crotch stench!"

by Kankuro7s August 1, 2017