I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025

thanks for coming

You are working out in your local gym everyday when a workout friend is walking out and you say to him... thanks for coming.

Like i own the gym, thanks for coming.

by Kuehlstein May 4, 2018

I'm coming with you.

"I'm coming with you." is a phrase, from Squaresoft's, and now Square Enix's, Final Fantasy Legend II. The original game, is Makai Toushi Saga 2: Hihou Densestu, and the remake, Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu - Goddess of Destiny. Priestess Kai/Ki, from this series, says this phrase, when she joins, the main characters, to fight her nemesis, Lord Ashura.

"I'm coming with you." I must help Goddess Isis, fight atheism! I found out, I am Priestess Kai/Ki, so now I happily believe in Isis, and also God again! Woohoo! Note I also said this, on the Yuzu Nintendo Switch emulator, site!

by I'mcrazy May 1, 2024

The Fog Is Coming

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Guy 2: March 13th 2026
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by - ..- .-. -. / .- .-. --- ..- July 11, 2024

If you’re bored you can come to my room

Jimin’s way of asking for a juicy night with his boyfriend Jungkook.

Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)

Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”

Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”

by ausgotnojams August 14, 2018

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025