white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.

Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!

by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022

What does that have to do with Christmas?

A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.

*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"

by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022

Christmas music

A music genre that you are supposed to listen to in March or April...

Time: March, 18, whatever year you want <3

Me: 'Ahh, yes. Christmas music to listen to while I go sit in 90 degree weather.'

by beemovieisaW November 21, 2022

Christmas

A holiday where all the boys and girls act like angels to get a barbie or a toy.

OHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE CHRISTMAS

by fOrTnItE bOy November 26, 2022

christmas

christmas is a celebration.

I am very happy it is christmas day today.

by ItsDaDefinitionMaster May 2, 2022

christmas celebration

christmas is a celebration.

I am very happy it is the christmas celebration, and christmas day today.

by ItsDaDefinitionMaster May 2, 2022

New Christmas

A departure from tradition; simpler and more casual

"You don't have to get dressed up and make a five course meal. It's New Christmas... we're ordering in and eating in our PJ's!"

by Ms.Grizzace December 31, 2021