Candy dangler

A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.

A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.

My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO

by Delisandwiches March 2, 2021

Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy

You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you

Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"

by jdus568 May 31, 2024

Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025

Cotton Candy

A technique of fingering. Sticking one's fingers in a vagina and swirling it around. The swirling motion is meant to be similar to that of making cotton candy. When you make cotton candy, you put a stick in the machine and swirl it around, collecting all the melted sugar and forming cotton candy. The finger in the vagina swirls around like that stick. It isn't trying to collect any cotton candy, so don't get the wrong idea.

Talking about a hot guy:
"He's so fine, he could cotton candy me any day!"

by huntycuntress February 8, 2024

candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023

Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive

Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit

by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021

The Candy Shop 2.0

️ℹ️ Definition of The Candy Shop 2.0
By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!

📌 Examples
I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered

️ℹ️ Definition of The Candy Shop 2.0
By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!

📌 Examples
I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered

by The Candy Shop 2.0 April 13, 2022