Jerk Baby

Someone who is such a jerk, they had to be born as one.

That guy over there is such a jerk baby.

by Wibly October 22, 2008

Baby girl

A beautiful charming girl and well dressed

She is sure a baby girl

by HotChocolate🔥 March 18, 2019

baby stones

The dried-out, hardened remains of sperm that collects, along with hair and dirt, at the bottom of the bath drain. Depending on how many males in your household that partake in masturbation while bathing, enough "stones" can be built up to prevent adequate drainage in as little as one week. Baby stones can also be found in sink drains.

"Today I had to clean out the bath drain, there were enough baby stones in there to choke a donkey."

by UzleeSee January 24, 2008

dehydrated babies

Babies that have become dehydrated due to a lack of hot bottled water. A pressing issue for Republican nominee John McCain, he first articulated his concern for dehydrated babies in a speech given on June 3rd, 2008.

We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.

by Formaldehyde June 17, 2008

baby proof

a women who's on some form of birth control and can't get pregnant

slut: you can cum inside me im baby proof!!

by chumpking November 11, 2009

Baby Girl

What a boy calls his girlfriend, she is generally shy( sometimes) also sexy, cute and amazzing. He will often care for her alot as she is his world, also he may of been very lucky to get her.

You see that girl over there, thats my baby girl.

Whats up baby girl?

Hows my baby girl?

by Albert and Venus March 29, 2011

baby mama

a term used for females who had a baby by a guy that does not claim them, hence, THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER. a lot of girls, namely wiggers/wigger bitches think it's cute to be a dude baby mama and proudly brag about it and try to attach "wifey" along to the title. this is a key sign of a fake bitch who aint from the ghetto but just tryna be down usin the word completely out of context. once you're a baby mama, THAT'S IT. you're nothing more. it's not a compliment. yall aint special. or else you wouldn't be referred to as a baby mama. havin a dude baby don't mean you have some sort of significance in his life. and him referring to you as his baby mama is just his way of sayin he don't love you and will dread the next 18 years and regrets that night 9 months ago.

he got a baby with her, but he aint claimin her so she aint wifey or no one special, she just a baby mama.

by XxTheIceQueenxX December 9, 2008