by Astro jack April 14, 2022
Get the Brandon Berniermug. by ITSKAYKAYBITCHS January 31, 2025
Get the Brandonmug. the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone
by deepthroatmaster6969 April 28, 2020
Get the brandonmug. A name that exudes strength, charisma, and timeless charm. Rooted in Old English origins, meaning "hill covered with broom" or "beacon hill," it carries a sense of natural leadership and resilience. Those named Brandon often radiate confidence and are known for their warm, approachable personalities. A name fit for visionaries, Brandon embodies intelligence, determination, and an innate ability to inspire others. Whether in personal relationships or professional pursuits, a Brandon leaves an indelible mark, commanding respect and admiration with ease. A name with both modern appeal and historical significance, Brandon truly stands out as a symbol of greatness and potential.
and he is 6'3 with a hellcat.
and he is 6'3 with a hellcat.
by shinobi no jidai wa owaru January 4, 2025
Get the Brandonmug. Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis
by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024
Get the Brandon Hanmug. 
