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BRANDON

A bitch ass nigga who gets no hoes AT ALL dude stupid as hell in real life man fr
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Brandon

Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny
Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh
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Brandon

Weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon simps for patience
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Brandon

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Brandon-Leigh

A Smart Lazy Quiet Nerd who uses an imagination.
Joe: Where's that Lazy Quiet Nerd
Tom: Do u mean Brandon-Leigh
Joe: Yes
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Brandon Daily

Usually a person who works at a school. People will often think he is someone who only jokes around but in reality he is a real and genuine person who often will put their time up to help people who he thinks is worthy of his assistance.
Friend: Yo who is that new funny teacher?
You: Thats Brandon Daily!
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Brandon

Brandon is a guy that when you look into his eyes, the world around you stops. His beautiful smile will brighten up even your darkest day, and you love him for that. You feel like he's the perfect one for you, and that you've won the lottery. But, you're also confused on what he feels. Does he reciprocate the feelings? Is he just saying things to make me feel better? Brandon calls you beautiful, and might even be the first person to genuinely tell you this. You stay up thinking about him, and what could possibly be. He always shows a smile, no matter how hard his life is, and you look up to that. You feel like you want to just take him out on his day off from work, and help him relax more.

Brandon is a hard worker, and is very good at his job. He helps is clients and customers with the utmost care and respect, and never is sour to them. Sometimes you feel that he might work too hard, and maybe that's true, but try and ask him about his day (:
Person A: Girl who is that?
Person B: Oh, its Brandon, we met a while back
Person A: OOoOOOoOOOOHH
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