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brandon

a fine ass guy with curly hair, braces, rich rich, and nice ass clothes. he might overthink a lot but you just have to reassure him you love him. he has a great smile and a great attitude. he ALWAYS compliments his girl and works out to get his dream body or just to lose some weight for good purposes. he loves cars and watching scary movies and is the best at imessage 8 ball.
kattie: bro i got this dude hes a total brandon
sala: brooo no way my bf is a total brandon
by lovegreenbears March 18, 2022
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brandon henderson

A man who preaches the Gospel for money, not for God, while using his position to prey upon naive women to satisfy his sex addiction. Man whore

Beware this false prophet as he is a wolf in sheep’s clothing that will destroy families, marriages and anything else that satisfies his narcissistic personality. He has no shame or remorse rather gaslights and manipulates you to believe more lies.
Brandon Henderson is the sales manager for NRS Trailers and gave deals to his female sales rep for sexual kickbacks.
by HonestEngine May 9, 2018
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brandon

the most finest person around. you see him in the hall, and no one looks at him, but someone in particular always notices him. he has colored hair, and always wears a hoodie. hes tall, and has a deepish voice. he doesn't talk much, but when you get to know him, he's your best from
girl: omg did you see that boy? he looked me in the eyes for like 5 seconds!! he is so fineee

girl's friend: yeah but girly are you sure, his hair looks dry and you haven't seen him without his mask

girl: you just cant see his true colours. did you know his name?

girl's friend: yeah its brandon
by banana teehee November 19, 2021
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Brandon Clayton

A fat cunt who is incest with his sister and wanks to kissing pranks and takes it up the arse from his girlfriend with a bigger dick then him .
Oh no your going to become a Brandon Clayton
by Gregster January 26, 2019
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brandon

A fuqboy
by Farts and poops September 20, 2016
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Brandon Toth

A big baller who is great at basketball. Very nice, funny and legendary. He is the legend 27.

STOP BRANDON ABUSE!!!
That's a great shot. He must be a Brandon Toth.
by Destiny56 May 26, 2021
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Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables
I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!
by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022
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