Bed dancing

Bed Dancing is when you wake up and your alarm goes off and you wiggle around horizontally in your bed dancing to whatever song comes on.

I told my girlfriend that I vogued to Madonna bed dancing this morning. Lol

by SparkleKat November 15, 2025

Bed Pan

When you shit in a girl’s bed and leave it for her to clean up.

Dude, I cracked this sloot the other day, and soiled her cot with this sick, raunchy Bed Pan.

by PapasanChair November 9, 2025

bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.

*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.

by Shwords February 3, 2010

ded in the bed

when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions

girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed

by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018

Bed rotting

Bed rotting is usually a sign of depression or loss of energy. Given the circumstances it means you’ve been in bed for most of the day or days on end. Instead of being a good thing, this makes you feel empty and removes energy to do things; even stuff you love.

Have you done anything today?
No, I’ve been bed rotting all day.

by anonymous March 19, 2024

tall bed

Expensive prostitute that hangs out in nice hotels

Person 1: Hey that girl over there is really pretty.

Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl

by twinzzlove2 April 23, 2014

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022