noun, referring to a magical tree in Austin Texas out of which, if you're a single man and shake it correctly, pussy falls into your lap.
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A slang term for marijuana. My mother accidentally inspired this while in a hemp shop in Southern Cali.
Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.
Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.
Story behind it:::
Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?
Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!
Mom, more baffled than me: Really?
Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.
Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.
Me: Not quite.
Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?
Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!
Mom, more baffled than me: Really?
Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.
Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.
Me: Not quite.
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Get the Christmas Tree mug.A small tree that you jump over when your Freakin' Balls Itch. While jumping a person has to yell FBI.
Derrick - Man I have some FBI
Bob - You should go jump an FBI Tree that'll fix it.
Derrick - Sounds Good
Bob - You should go jump an FBI Tree that'll fix it.
Derrick - Sounds Good
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Get the FBI Tree mug.When you jump out of the top floor of UNI's dorm noehren and land your anus right on a tree. You then bark like a dog and squint your eyes until you sweat.
Hey guys did you watch that game on tv last night?
Yes it was awesome, but my ass hurts from doing the noehren tree fuck!
Lets go to Coldstone.
Yes it was awesome, but my ass hurts from doing the noehren tree fuck!
Lets go to Coldstone.
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Get the Noehren tree fuck mug.A Controversy that arises now and then around Christmas over the displaying of christmas trees in public, government or locations where the public typically gathers (such as Banks, Grocery stores, etc) and is usually the result of someone having a problem with religious ideals and objects being on public display.
Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.
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