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Whiskey test

When you dip your fingers in whiskey and shove them inside a woman to see if it burns her, tells if she has an STD
Gave that bitch a whiskey test before I hit it!
by CHIEF_Rico June 2, 2019
mugGet the Whiskey testmug.

test

"testes, testes, 1 2... 3?"
by Fire Lord Ozai May 20, 2024
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passed the test

In other words, you farted out da vaporous by-products of da experimental medicine dat was administered to you.
I took a big swallow of da newly-invented elixir dat da hippie-medicine guru gave me to see if it would help my stomach-bloating, and then emitted humongous clouds of sulfurous methane soon afterwards, so I guess I "passed the test" with flying colors!
by QuacksO March 1, 2020
mugGet the passed the testmug.

tailgate test

when guys take out their erect penises and lay them on a tailgate to measure who has the bigger penis.
Lastnight Jim, Tony, and I had a tailgate test. Jim ended up having the biggest penis. Tony and I have the same size penis. Hey, atleast we tied for last!
by Johnny boy 386 March 4, 2019
mugGet the tailgate testmug.

Leafy’s simp test

When a content creator alludes to another content creator’s significant other in an attempt to moderate the number of fans that follow for sexual appeasement (possible through cuck theorem). This in turn can act as a basis for determining the legitimacy of the creator.
Did you hear about Pokimane’s subscriber count? I head she’s being subject to Leafy’s simp test.
mugGet the Leafy’s simp testmug.

cerealogical tests

Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.
Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
mugGet the cerealogical testsmug.

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