toilet

a thing you either take a huge pee or poop in

"i need to go to the toilet"

by minihoot March 14, 2023

Toilet

Don't think it, don't say it, Don't you dare say it.
If you say it, i will kill you.

Guy: skibidi toilet
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by shantelqualavius January 13, 2024

toilet

a toilet is a great use in the house. it is good to drink shit on and put viniger in! i love toilets❤️

“hey bro wanna go to the toilet fountain?”
“yeah bro i love me some toilet water”

by AUGHHHHHHHHHHH May 26, 2022

Toilet

Your younger sibling
Or POFS

My toilet lil bro is the most POFS on the planet

by Dumdum42069 June 18, 2022

skibidi toilet alpha male sigma ohio

all the cool kids are saying it in 2024

only sped kids say skibidi toilet alpha male sigma ohio

by angelo thesaurus April 27, 2024

Toilet Squad

A toilet big enough to fit 4 people enough to share a shitter for once.

Person 1 YOU HAVE AN OVAL TOILET!
Person 2 I gotta shit. Wanna join?
Person 1 Sure absolutely!

Person 3 Damn my stomach is turning too ill join the Toilet Squad
Person 4 done took a laxative

by Dankdab2020 April 01, 2021

toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.

Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.

by Bidet King August 17, 2024